i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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