so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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