We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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