No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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