Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Randomize
