I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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