did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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