Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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