So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
