Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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