I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Less talking, more tequila
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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