Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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