u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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