I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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