He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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