he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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