i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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