So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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