is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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