worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you would pick up someone in the library
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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