Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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