I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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