GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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