...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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