I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize