And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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