Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's the barista slut.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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