Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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