I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Randomize
