So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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