Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
be right there i have to get my cape
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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