I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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