I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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