Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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