tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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