If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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