i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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