the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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