did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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