She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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