like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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