Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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