East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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