My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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