She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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