Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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