I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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