Kiss
Puke
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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