I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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