FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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