Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He kissed a someone with a penis
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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