Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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