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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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