i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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