Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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